Kaveman's Happy Land

Wedendsay

kaveish@gmail.com — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:40:55 GMT

Waking up a bit earlier after an easy night was good. The morning food is ok.

Physics lectures involved deciphering my fucking timetable, it is way too complicated.

Joined CubeSat, I have to learn C and program an altitude detector within one month LOL.

Tonight in matt's block with martin's friends was good, introducing an induction system was a good idea until i had to do it myself.

As I told you guys there are always people awake in beaumont, I should've been to bed an hour ago.

GUHHH

And hoky shit there are stars on my nipples.

Tuesday

kaveish@gmail.com — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:57:18 GMT

Today we inducted those from outside block 8. It involved absynthe, some unknown black shit, beer, running and spatulas.

Truancy bots caught us by the eyes and raped us. We are plotting to destroy them.

Lecture at 11am tomorrow, not so bad.

Monday

kaveish@gmail.com — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:15:28 GMT

Monday was fun.

Martin woke me up with a phone call at early o'clock, I missed breakfast again. Pot noodles are beginning to taste worse.

I'm all registered with my department so I have shit all to do tomorrow which is good.

Fresher's fayre was fun for joining societies. I'm with physics, rocket physics, maths, computing, vikings and some charity thing. Tomorrow I'm going to join real ale, curry and possibly the muslims (free curry!).

Went out with some block lads to the beaumont local which was good, then headed off to the union which was packed.

Met an all right bunch of lasses and was doing pretty well with a particular lady. However her friends wanted to leave early so I ended up heading back to theirs where she made me hot chocolate. Fucking ace. There I made a lot of friends with people on the floor below martin's.

A load of people were in my hall lobby drinking and managed to steal my door handle, I got it back fortunately but I've got a spanner to get in just in case.

A dude up the hall's room mate hasn't turned up so he has a massive room that we're now using as a common room. Everyone from my block is pretty awesome, except most of the girls who like to not leave their rooms. Everyone likes chicago town mini pizzas, because they're awesome and delicious.

I need sleep and sobering up.

Day 1

kaveish@gmail.com — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:02:49 GMT

So I'm here and alive which is a plus.

Last night was fantastic, everyone went to one of the halls bars and got very drunk.

I met loads of people and I can't remember the names of any of them other than matt (not denmark), because he's doing physics and roger because he looks like my old chinese driving instructor, who also happened to be called roger.

I love everyone here.

Matt and Martin have turned up today, it's going to be a good few years.

Leicester

kaveish@gmail.com — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:34:10 GMT

My life continues to throw retarded crap at me, hence why I'm writing this today instead of tomorrow. My halls sent an email telling me that I'm meant to arrive tomorrow instead of Sunday.

Shit.

Apparently "I may have already been sent" information on this. Lies.

So the summer has been fantastic. Amsterdam, Pratten's Birthday, France, Exam Results, Celebrating Exam Results, V Festival, READING, Honky's Birthday, Spore and more days spent at Rob's than I care to count.

Now I'm going to go finish packing, see you all at christmas!

Exams

kaveish@gmail.com — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:59:07 GMT

HOLY SHIT MY EXAMS ARE OVER

This is the fucking best. Time to go and play the spore creature editor.

Deus Ex

kaveish@gmail.com — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:13:28 GMT

Haha! I'd forgotten that Deus Ex lets you kill children. Wow I'm really surprised they allowed this.

I'd also forgotten how dark Deus Ex is and had to lighten the image.

Oh yeah, unfortunately you can't take screenshots of conversations for some reason, but the kid asked me for some food because he needed something in his stomach to fall asleep. I gave him a candy bar before I shot him unconcious and stole it before beating him with a crowbar until he exploded.

Holiday

kaveish@gmail.com — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 09:16:01 GMT

Off to bulgaria for a week, bye.

Offer

kaveish@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:03:06 GMT

I got offers from Leicester! BBC for the bachelors and AAB for the Masters.

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck you Swansea

Calculator

kaveish@gmail.com — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:19:23 GMT

I have a new calculator for those who don't know.

I was going through a C2 past paper, and along comes the question -

Solve -

log 2 (x + 1) – log 2 x = log 2 7 (With the log 2 meaning log base 2)

So I decided to input it into my calculator and check the outcome - 0.5.

I worked it out and that's the actual answer! Holy crap C2 just got a whole lot faster.

Yes I know I haven't done a New Years post as of yet so this may as well be it. In the new year I plan to spend about half my time making learnings and the other half becoming and being pretty wankered.

Of course that plan breaks down around about early september where I shall ship myself off to lands unknown, to meet my destiny analysing the physical laws of the universe. Currently I only have a single offer, which is from Swansea. I don't mind Wales but I'd really like other options.

I'll do my best to see all my good friends, 2007 was a good year for reinforcing friendships. However I can see it being a bit tricky, we're going to all be spread over the country for a start, plus we can only really do anything out of term time. Since we're in the digital era, chances are guys I'll completely give up on facebook and msn so you better get used to me emailing you.

I just spent the last 7-8 hours revising, I should've done more before now, it's lucky these are only resits.

Christmas shit

kaveish@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:54:37 GMT

As is the trend, I'm posting a list of the crap i receieved due to the birth of a man 2000 years ago. Thanks Jesus!

- A car breakdown kit, pump, tow rope, warning triangle. It's the shit yo.

- CD's:
Explosions in the Sky - How strange, innocence
Neutral Milk Hotel - In the aeroplane over the sea
Pigeon Detectives - Wait for me (Meh)
Thom Yorke - The Eraser
Unkle - War Stories

- Ross Noble DVD

- Student cookbook

- New Electric Shaver (Silky smooth chins for all!)

- 500GB seagate external hard drive (Still in the post)

- Radiohead down is the new up tshirt (Also still in the post)

- Car de-icing kit and electric car buffer, good for buffing out those massive dents.

Overall a rather excellent lot!

Car

kaveish@gmail.com — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:24:20 GMT

I crashed my car.

Shit.

Amsterdam

kaveish@gmail.com — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:00:24 GMT

Attention cock parade, yes that means you Amsterdam possy.

News update - Flights

The EasyJet flights have just come up, we could wait a while, however research has learned me that after a short while prices begin to increase randomly. Since we can only go from Stanstead on July 1st this means that if prices do increase then we're stuck with them which is GAY and FAIL.

Conclusion: You guys give me money now and I'll get it all booked up and out of the way.

Price: £57 per person

That includes a single bag in the hold which is useful.

Going out is an early start on July 1st, dep. 07:00, arr. 09:10, other than that we have to go late which involves not making the most of Amstradam.

Coming back on July 8th we can do 17:15 and arr. 17:20 or 21:10 and arr. 21:15, I'm thinking the later one should be good, either way it only takes 5 minutes, good old easyjet.

You can pay me with cash, or if it's easier then you can transfer straight into my bank account, I'll just have to give you my details.

Any trouble getting the money then let me know.

The decline of the record industry?

kaveish@gmail.com — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 23:41:38 GMT

I read this extremely interesting article today, ranges from an account of the record industry's descent to how we can help it along :).

Take a look, see what you think -

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2007/10/when-pigs-fly-death-of-oink-birth-of.html

If you like it then post it around, it seems to have some very good ideas. Obviously they aren't in fact new ideas and have been discussed for an extended period of time, however it's nice to have them summed up in this way.

Physics gifs

kaveish@gmail.com — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:36:03 GMT

We mades the stop frame

V Festival

kaveish@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:05:53 GMT

Well V was awesome, lots of beer and free cider :).

Bands:

Saturday -

Just Jack
Hoosiers
The Fray
Juliette and The Licks? (perhaps)
The Thrills
Jet
Babyshambles
Snow Patrol
Foo Fighters (AWESOME, very close)

Sunday -

Rodrigo Y Gabriela
The Goo Goo Dolls
James Morrison
The Cribs
Mark Ronson
Mika
Lily Allen
Guillemots
The Fratellis
Kasabian
The Killers (2 from the centre front :D)

Reading is going to be amazing.

Results

kaveish@gmail.com — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:34:00 GMT

So yeah -

Art - B (BB)
Biology - E (UED) (WHAT THE SHITPISS!)
Maths - B (BBA)
Physics - C (ACC)

I would've liked a grade higher in everything really, Art was surprisingly high, Biology was surprisingly low. Retake time!

Belgium

kaveish@gmail.com — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:28:51 GMT

Well I'm off to Belgium in the mornings, see you all next saturday!

Creepy Baby

kaveish@gmail.com — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:58:33 GMT

We found a weird little foetus model in the sex-ed classroom, so we had a play.

Leicester

kaveish@gmail.com — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 20:42:32 GMT

Here's some more proof of my hypothesis that livejournal is only good for me if I have pictures, and I do :).

Matt, Grant and I had 16 cups of FREE coffee between us on the 1 hour 20 minute train to leicester university, which consequently turned out to be awesomewin.

END

edit: Oh yeah we were competing to get the most coffees at any one time, I managed to get 6, totally raping grant's 4.

muse

kaveish@gmail.com — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 20:33:34 GMT

Holy penis shit pants it was awesome, for a more accurate description read rob's post. This will also help you understand -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAHzDgQS9Rg

There are some of my videos up on drinkingfridays, they're a bit shit with the best one being me, rob and eggy drinking beer through straws.

As far as I can tell it was the best night of my life, but my memory is a bit shite so don't quote me on that.

SNOW DAY!

kaveish@gmail.com — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:32:40 GMT

Yay snow, I've been out there for 3 1/2 hours, it was awesomewin.

I made two snow men but one was creepy and lose so I didn't take a photo of it.

His name is Eduardo, his is the king of spanish snowmen.

Free Hugs!

kaveish@gmail.com — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 21:01:23 GMT

We had another free hugs day today. It was totally awesome, HUNDREDS of hugs.

Other people will post accounts, I won't :).

Grant's Image

kaveish@gmail.com — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 16:00:42 GMT

Sorry this took so long and I'm also sorry that it's NO WHERE NEAR as good as the one you made for me. Anyway, I hope you like it.

Kat's Penis

kaveish@gmail.com — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:37:42 GMT

There you go kat, you better enjoy it! If you want a scaled down version then I'll make one for you.

In case you haven't seen them, these are the others I've made so far -

Sorry for everyone who's waiting, but I promise I'll get them all done eventually!